Would you choose water over wine, or take the wheel and drive?

I know I don't know you, but I want you soo bad... Everyone has a secret, but can they keep it? Oh no they can't...

Feeling like hammered shit at this very moment. Long day at work. Would kill for a chiropractor...

What I wouldn't give to know where the fuck is the manual for assembling the weight machine...

Curioser and curioser

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't...

and love said 'no'...

You know what I'm thinking? That if this moment had a song to define it, it would have to be 1979 by the smashing pumpkins :)

I just caught my first fish!!! :D:D:D

And then, there was only one...

Is it so much to ask for, somebody to love? Is it so much to wish for, someone to kiss? Is it so much to desire, somebody to dream of? Is it so much...

Darling, I want to destroy you...