I don't make resolutions. If it's something I need to do, I do it. I don't wait until the new year. With that said, happy 2011 :)

Dear flu: you're NO FUN. So why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?

I don't have a girlfriend... I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.

YouTube - Dave Chappelle - Samuel L. Jackson Beer skit

YouTube - Dave Chappelle - Samuel L. Jackson Beer skit

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

Feeling down and depressed... Time to kick the shit out of it with a hardcore kickass workout :)

You will always have some excuse not to live your life.

There is no spoon... Only forks.

Sushi overload :) lol with all the sushi I eat I might as well be japanese :)

Sushi overload :) lol with all the sushi I eat I might as well be japanese :)

Yipee-kay-yay, motherfucker

All in all you're just another brick in the wall...

This is the day, this is the day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad in it :)

Darling I want to destroy you

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws :)

I am my beloved's, as my beloved is mine <3

I see it in your eyes. I feel it in your touch. I taste it from you lips. And baby more I love you <3 :)

Bring me to life

I'm a BAMF

Raining like a motherfucker. And I forgot my umbrella.

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

I want to believe...

Who wants to go see "Legend of the Guardians" in 3D with me this friday? :)

I think you were right. Love will tear us apart. But why do I keep insisting in having a chance with you? Why do I keep asking to show you I could be the one?

She'll be right here in my arms, so in love. She'll be right here in my arms, she can't let go... <3

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could surely use a wish right now...

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Maybe tonight we can forget about love? It could be just like heaven... I am a machine, no longer living just a shell of what I've been...

Sick :/

You are so beautiful, to me. Can't you see? You're everything I hoped for. You're everything I need. You are so beautiful, to me <3 :)

I see it in your eyes, I feel it in your touch, I taste it from your lips, and baby more I love you <3

I'm anything but ordinary.

You could be mine... <3 :)

Would you choose water over wine, or take the wheel and drive?

I know I don't know you, but I want you soo bad... Everyone has a secret, but can they keep it? Oh no they can't...

Feeling like hammered shit at this very moment. Long day at work. Would kill for a chiropractor...

What I wouldn't give to know where the fuck is the manual for assembling the weight machine...

Curioser and curioser

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't...

and love said 'no'...

You know what I'm thinking? That if this moment had a song to define it, it would have to be 1979 by the smashing pumpkins :)

I just caught my first fish!!! :D:D:D

And then, there was only one...

Is it so much to ask for, somebody to love? Is it so much to wish for, someone to kiss? Is it so much to desire, somebody to dream of? Is it so much...

Darling, I want to destroy you...

Red knight, White knight marching into the fight. Eat me, shrink me, fill me to sink me...

I need you, like a heart needs a beat. I need you, but that's nothing new. I need you, but it's too late. I need you, but you don't. I need you - No I don't.

All of my life, where have you been? I wonder if I'll ever see you again...

What is love?

Love...

Love is not logical by any means. Love is something that you feel, something that you cannot explain. Love is that feeling in your stomach you get when you think about the other person. Love is not something that you say you do, because it's not "something to do". Love is not something you wake up one day and "feel like" doing. Love is not a phrase that you just say just because the other person wants to hear it. Love is not a reaction to an action. LOVE IS NOT A CONDITIONAL. Love is not always rainbows and butterflies. Love is being there when being there matters. Love is not only to think about the other person every single waking moment, but to love the other person without thinking about the consequences....

All you need is love.